The Bugabuyboo lives under that stairs.
He wears one pink sock and green underwear.
His mouth is quite small; his ears are quite big
And his nose is all squashy like that on a pig.
If you want to make friends, then I would advise
You leave him a gift of ten dead houseflies.
Wrap them in paper, tie it up with a bow.
Then he may could out to tell you "hello"