Being the Littlest

My sister has her own flute
My brother has his guitar
But I don't have an instrument
My education's not gone that far

My sister talks to her friends on the phone
My brother thru games online
But I don't do either of these
I don't have a device that is mine

My Dad says "one day when you're older"
My Mum says I just have to wait
But being the littlest is ever so hard
It's a cruel trick played on my by Fate

Timothy Twopence

The terrible trouble with Timothy Twopence is that he cannot tie his shoes.

If you ask him why he will let out a sigh and confess that this is true.

He'll blame a Knight of hook and claw - the dark lord VELA CROW

And languish loudly that laces looped is a joy he'll never know.